Good Lesson

The story is of a man who goes to a shop to buy a parrot. He picks out a parrot and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. The shopkeeper says, '$5000.'

The man says, 'Oh! That's terribly expensive. What does this parrot do?' The shopkeeper says, 'Oh, he types in English with his beak.'

The man says, 'That's far too expensive. What about that parrot?'

The shopkeeper says, 'Oh! That one is $10,000 because he is proficient in 3 or 4 languages and he understands SAP.'

The man says, 'Well, I really don't want that, what about the last one there?' The shopkeeper says, 'Oh! That is $30,000.'

The man says, 'What does he do?'

The shopkeeper says, 'I really don't know, but everybody calls him chairman.'